The wonderful thing about tiggers, is tiggers are wonderful things
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
date a boy who’s a wolf. not figuratively a wolf literally date a fucking wolf. wolves are strong and cute and have powerful jaws for crushing the bones of men who harass you on the street. wolves are better than men in every respect. have you ever seen a man kill an elk with his teeth, howl at the moon, run at speeds of 35 mph. wolves CANNOT call you slurs
Hilarity ensues in this laugh-out-loud comedy text post of the year. It delves into the Tumblr famous quote “date a girl who reads” only this time, IT’S A BOY AND A WOLF! Hold onto your shoes folks because this is one crazy post that just doesn’t cease being funny. Fun for all ages and highly recommended, a play on words that will warm your heart.
i just wanted a synonym not the entire vocabulary of jake english
Ok I didn’t know murder was a CRIME